Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an
emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly
vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later,
the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in
exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a
teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her,
forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her
childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and
falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the
mother...?