stormybritt1010

Status: bored :|
Joined: January 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 258571
Location: Ireland (not very good weather)
Gender: F

 

  

Shannon Blue, Ireland thats all i can think of now so anytin else ya wanna kno jus ask :) bye xxx -Shannon

Quotes by stormybritt1010

“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” not that i've ever been nearly devoured by a great white shark or anything
“Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.” 
“The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so they can tell when theyre really in trouble.”
“I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.” 
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”
"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”