storypanda99
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cupcakes! <3
Joined: December 18, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 252023
Location: Windsor, ON
Gender: F
Joined: December 18, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 252023
Location: Windsor, ON
Gender: F
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MY NEW WITTY IS xxconfetticupcakexx PLEASE GO FOLLOW ME THERE!
Quotes by storypanda99
That awkward moment when....
you accidentally call your teacher "mom"
Format: twilightgirl995
cheesy pickup line #2
you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
cheesy pickup line #1
do you work at little caesars cuz you're hot and i'm ready
do you work at little caesars cuz you're hot and i'm ready
hey
followers, i have made a new witty account because i hate my
username. lol. my new witty
is:
xxconfetticupcakexx
please
go follow me and i will follow you back again
<333
love amanda <33
breaking
a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?
well breaking a condom is 18.
well breaking a condom is 18.
Witty used to be a place where you could vent if
something was
wrong without being judged. Witty used to never have this much
swearing. Witty never have very many "jocked" quotes. Witty
never had many people asking for favourites.
I miss old Witty.
wrong without being judged. Witty used to never have this much
swearing. Witty never have very many "jocked" quotes. Witty
never had many people asking for favourites.
I miss old Witty.
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-
walla-bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah,
ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang Ooh-
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bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-
tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
walla-bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah,
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ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-
bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-
tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
elf
quotes
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a
Christmas Carol. Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there's not. Wait...
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Jovie]
Buddy: See?
series?
b/tch pUUUUUUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhhhhh lease.
Last year, I asked
santa for the sexiest
person ever for
Christmas.... I woke
up in a box.
santa for the sexiest
person ever for
Christmas.... I woke
up in a box.