summer_sage
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welcome to my page <3
if you ever feel like talking me just leave a comment.
I love to write and have been on witty for far to long but i love it !
i write to express not to impress.
I love to talk so comment and i'll always write you back.
Good luck going through all of my quotes i have over 1000.
I love all of you <3
Quotes by summer_sage
me: hi, can i have a
large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
“I’m
an
adult” I
whisper as
I cry over a video game.
When people think that I’m
on
a ‘diet’ if they see me eating a
salad.
B.itch I like my veggies… Leave me
alone!
I'm glad you're in my life ♥ LOL jk.
i hope you get hit by a
bus and then the
bus
put its in reverse and hits you again,
and i hope im the lucky mother f.cker
that is driving the bus.
Hey here's some Midol.
Those cramps are CRAZY
but here's the bright side....
it's not a baby.
Women know, they just know;
even if they didn't they'd still know.
Men probably won't
get this,
but women will,
because they
know.
If you went to put money in a homeless man's cup,
and he grabbed your hand,
all not
cool-like,
I'd slap his hand until he let yours go.
I realize
that's a pretty specific scenario,
but if it ever happens,
just know, I got your
back.
Dear
Neighbor,
Unfortunately we have not had
the pleasure of meeting each
other yet. However, we can hear
everything you do. so basically
it's like we already know you. And what we've concluded is:
-someone just bought a pogo stick
!!!
-2012 Double Dutch Champs!
Congrats!
-Just got casted in
STOMP!
-You own your very own
Wak-A-Mole! Lucky
-Super clumsy, dropping things all
the time.
-Super hot, having s.ex all the time.
-You're housing a mini
pony. Jealous!
-traing to win gold in gymnastics.
GO USA!
seriously though.. not trying to be a
pest or super annoying... but
oh my gosh what are you doing
up there?! and if you do by
chance have a mini pony, i would like to meet it.
sincerely,
your
neighbors
P.S. If
secretly you're spiderman and are practicing your spidey skills...
please disregard this not and
keep up the good work.
summer_sage