supercalifredge

Status: Wow, coming back after at least four years was actually hilarious {wittygroup.weebly.com}
Joined: September 3, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: October 9
user id: 215245
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Gender: F
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I love whichever sport is in season. 

Hi, I'm Cali. 
I'm athletic, single, and smart. Not necessarily in that order.
I play a few sports but have tried most of the sports around, except soccer which I hate.
Please chat me up. I'm usually very bored.
       #sophmore year!
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Quotes by supercalifredge

What do you call a naked stuffed animal?

A teddy bare.
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joke
I don't like coffee.
It's not my cup of tea.
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coffee

"You see, Eli. Magic isn't just about spells and potions, it's also about physics. You throw something at a wall, it comes back at you with twice the force."

 
-Wicked by Nancy Holder

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magic
What do you call a slinky that snapped?


A spring break.
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funny
to be honest
the first time I ever saw the name "Macklemore" I thought it was the fifth house of Hogwarts or something...

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hogwarts

  

Fave me I'm Irish

♣
 
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irish
I'm pretty sure if anyone even remotely liked me and I found out about it I would probably ask them to marry me just out of elation at the thought of someone even contemplating being somewhat romantically involved with me.
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crushing
Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
I think you love me
and I know I love you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead.
Your love was pure fiction:
it was all in my head.
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love
...And a new witty layout.
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witty
My mom just said that since we're online way too much, next Saturday we're going to have a turn off technology day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
FML.
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noway
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