superstar9811

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Joined: December 4, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 12
user id: 246933
Location: Los Angeles, California
Gender: F

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It's the same routine every morning:
get up, look in the mirror, and accept the fact that I'm going to look ugly
When you talk to your crush from 11 p.m. until 4 a.m.
"Wow, it's finally 4 a.m...I cannot believe we stayed up this long!"
and you can't help but get butterflies
"I know, I'm kind of surprised that you didn't fall asleep again."
the playful teasing makes your head spin
"You're probaly more tired than I am..You should probaly go to sleep."
and your mouth starts to feel numb
"So should you."
Your hands start to shake
"Funny thing is...I stayed up so long that I'm not tired anymore."
and you make sure not to say the wrong thing
"Oh, no."
But his genuine concern makes you want to smile
"Ah, well, I guess I'll stay up for the rest of the night."
And you can't help but want a bit more..
"No, at least try."
You want to see how far he'll go...
"It's okay..I have stuff to do anyway..you go to bed."
And you pause, wanting to say more, before he cuts you off..your heart skips a bit as he speaks
"Baby, no"
And that's all it took.
Texting someone who doesn't use emojis is like
being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.





That sad moment

When you lean into kiss your very attractive boyfriend/girlfriend and your face hits the computer screen



I can't wait for tonight.
A bunch of my friends are coming over to play on their phones.
A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 2am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.


a question for all witty girls

have  you ever been in love?
 
  tell me your story
.
i'm here to listen, even if it's a sad

break up story. i'm right here

i'll reply back to you all.




 

Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.

Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE