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Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
InterrupMOOO.

Oops, I accidentally upvoted by comment 500 times.

I want to try to answer them all!

Why do we wash towels? Because when they get wet, not only do they absorb water on your skin, but also sweat. So they start to smell after a while.

Why is there a s in lisp? Good question, why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? No, because suicide is when you kill yourself, so really they would be ending the body's life more than the people in the mind. Hostage situations are when there is person/people trapping others through violence and a solution is possible. There is no way to rescue other personalities out of someone's mind.

Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food? Because it might be gross to keep around the house, and also because nobody has thought of it yet. NOW TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT, GO MAKE MILLIONS!

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Because it would be cruel/unusual punishments go give the person receiving the lethal injection an infection. Odd right?

Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute? All about consent, there is a difference between one lady being harassed and violated in public, compared to someone paying for someone to talk to them, where both parties are consensual! It is NOT the same thing!

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Sometimes people do things without thinking. Like me, answering all these questions.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? This question is hella R A C I S! Why don't black boys throw starbucks drinks?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Nothing, black. They see what anyone would see when they have no consciousness.

What is Satan's last name? Not a religiously educated person but I would guess Satan Lucifer? And people just shortened it...I don't know man, good question. Maybe he's like Madonna, Cher etc. One name type of people.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? No, it's rude when hearing people do it because they are multitasking with their mouth which is gross. A deaf person uses their hands, so not it's not the same thing.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? The second day, because they take the baby's birthday on the day that they are fully out, and are measured get the little wristband identifying them etc. Also, if someone's birth took 3 minutes....super lucky. I know my mom is jealous. But this happens all the time, you probably took hours to be born, I wasn't born till 12:20 AM, but my moms started 12 hours before that.

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? No, because it's illegal to drive backwards on the road!

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Most people, atheist or not, don't swear on a Bible in court. Rather they are asked "Do you swear or affirm under the threat of perjury that the testimony you are about to provide is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" and they have to answer "I do" or "Yes".

Can animals commit suicide? Absolutely, all day errry day. Very possible. Human beings are animals!!!! So YES!

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Any other body part like wrist, or just around their foot. Toes are just the easiest part because you don't have to uncover the whole person to identify them.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'? Nobody believes what you are saying... and you are not used as a witness. But thanks for the honesty!

How far east can you go before you're heading west? NEVER. If you travel in the direction of east....You will always be heading east. It's like saying....how far can I keep moving to my right before I start going to my left...doesn't work that way.

Can a black person join the kkk? Yes....and believe it or not.....it's considered racial discrimination if they KKK were to say no. A man actually sued about being rejected from the KKK because he was 1/4 black and they found out.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Doesn't matter the religion, they avoid crosses. Because, jewish vampires don't exist. Religious vampires don't exist. That's why people use the cross!!

If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the person who owned the place she worked at told her to get breast implants, and she did...YES!

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Goofy can speak English, Pluto just barks.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Here's the thing: they BOTH are considered murder. Like a square is rectangle, but a rectangle isn't a square. All assassinations are murder, but not all murders are assassinations. Assassination is just when it happens to someone who is a political figure....the government just wanted to invent a word for when one of their own die....because they are that important *rolls eyes*.

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? No...just like freezing a cupcake doesn't turn it back to flour and eggs and so on. You can't undo chemical process like that! It doesn't work that way. The only food you can uncook is humans....we brown / cook in the summer only to go raw in the winter...ew.

Haha this was super fun! Now you can get some rest.

Kay seriously if you guys think a babies legs come out first your downright retarded

Okay, I'm sorry. Not much upsets me, but this does. You can call us stupid, I don't care. But retarded people don't deserve to be downgraded. It's not like they asked for a mental disability. Honestly, he has no right to be called stupid in the first place, he just answered my question. And I'm pretty sure we both know a baby can't be born legs first, it would drown if it was. I was just wondering if it could, what day would it be born on.
Please, learn to think about what you comment before you do.
I'm sorry if this seems mean it's just that retarded is not an adjective, it's a disability and people can't help that they have it.
Xoxo♥

Wow really?? Babies don't drown from being being born feet first

They actually can because of the built up liquid around the embryo during pregnancy.
And really, that's all that you gained out of all of that?

Whatever bro, think what you want, I'm the one with the baby so I think I know more about it but whatever.

Because your baby came out feet first

Whatever you say bro bye

I legitly love you right now.

Oops, I accidentally upvoted by comment 500 times.

Also, i went through some of her qoutes, and she thinks that its r acist to call white people the oppressors, and that being rac ist to white people is a real thing. and when anyone argues against it her comments are ''you are so ignorant, i cant even.'' so yeah my inferences were right SHE IS RA CIST, so i dont care what she says or thinks too much white privilege in her head.

yeah, but she said that it wasnt fair that illegal immigrants dont get deported right away but boohoo the school confiscated her weed and told the police, like...it comes off as ignorant and raci st b/c of the way she said it, and the inference could easily be made (or was made by me). i dont think you should talk about something like illegal immigrants when you dont know much about it at all.

Also, i went through some of her qoutes, and she thinks that its r acist to call white people the oppressors, and that being rac ist to white people is a real thing. and when anyone argues against it her comments are ''you are so ignorant, i cant even.'' so yeah my inferences were right SHE IS RA CIST, so i dont care what she says or thinks too much white privilege in her head.

it blocked out the word . r a c i s t. Note I said you sound r a cist, not that you are. okay???

Talking about race doesn't make you . You're assuming the immigration she's talking about is Mexican immigration I presume? Anyway, I agree that you can't relate illegal drugs and illegal immigration, they're two different things that have completely different effects on the country.

yeah, but she said that it wasnt fair that illegal immigrants dont get deported right away but boohoo the school confiscated her weed and told the police, like...it comes off as ignorant and raci st b/c of the way she said it, and the inference could easily be made (or was made by me). i dont think you should talk about something like illegal immigrants when you dont know much about it at all.

Also, i went through some of her qoutes, and she thinks that its r acist to call white people the oppressors, and that being rac ist to white people is a real thing. and when anyone argues against it her comments are ''you are so ignorant, i cant even.'' so yeah my inferences were right SHE IS RA CIST, so i dont care what she says or thinks too much white privilege in her head.

i dont think you know what you are really talking about, you can't compare drugs and people. you just sound really though...

it blocked out the word . r a c i s t. Note I said you sound r a cist, not that you are. okay???

Talking about race doesn't make you . You're assuming the immigration she's talking about is Mexican immigration I presume? Anyway, I agree that you can't relate illegal drugs and illegal immigration, they're two different things that have completely different effects on the country.

yeah, but she said that it wasnt fair that illegal immigrants dont get deported right away but boohoo the school confiscated her weed and told the police, like...it comes off as ignorant and raci st b/c of the way she said it, and the inference could easily be made (or was made by me). i dont think you should talk about something like illegal immigrants when you dont know much about it at all.

Also, i went through some of her qoutes, and she thinks that its r acist to call white people the oppressors, and that being rac ist to white people is a real thing. and when anyone argues against it her comments are ''you are so ignorant, i cant even.'' so yeah my inferences were right SHE IS RA CIST, so i dont care what she says or thinks too much white privilege in her head.

Yeah, it's really funny to make fun of people for their taste in music or shoes. *rolls eyes*.

If you don't find it funny, please shove your negative comment up your a/s and move on with life.

Thank you!!!

You're so very welcome!! x

this is a sara kay poem

I messed up on some of the dates w/e

this sounds like such a terrible world full of really irritating people.

ha ha ha

No

is it out yet

tnx i try

these are lyrics guys

SO DEP LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

i had a stomache ache today and my stomach really hurts lexi :(

no this is not cute
he is a dumb sh-t
theyre both going to drown