Only in
America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only
in America......are there handicap
parking places in front of a skating
rink.
Only
in America......do drugstores make the
sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only
in America......do people order double
cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet
Coke.
Only
in America......do banks leave both
doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Only
in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
Only
in America......do we use answering
machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so
we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only
in America......do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
Only
in America......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
Only
in America......do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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