swagamuffintake2

Status: laughing<3
Joined: November 18, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 339142
Location: Earth
Gender: F
Hey im Kell
I blow out the candles on May 23


(+)Taylor Swift/ One Direction/ Hunter Hayes/Perks of Being a Wallflower/TheNotebook/The Call/AWKWARD./gymnastics/ soccer/ basketball/ sailing/ surfing/ laughing/ hanging with friends/ the carnival/summer<3

(-)People chewing with their mouth open / the feeling of velvet-y type cloth/fishing for compliments/anybody who doesn't like to have a good time

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swagamuffintake2's Favorite Quotes

sometimes it gets hard to see... so i have to turn the light on 

that awkward moment when hou pull the door even though it clearly says "push"




                                 


What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing - but it let out a little whine.




How to kiss:

1) I don't know
2) Relationships are dangerous
3) Stay online, my friend
wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
She was Hannah Montana when 
Bush was president

Thanks Obama.
 

                                 
                       next time you sneeze and someone says “bless you” stare them down with a very dirty look
                                                     and coldly reply “dont u dare force ur religion on me son”

Per-fect:

adjective
1. Me

2. Not you









 
Smacked Dora with a pan
now she's pandora.

 
 

horse: omg im so hungry i could eat a 
horse: oh
 


Haha, so how did you
like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?