One Direction
One Direction Nutrition
Facts
% Variety *
Talent 30 %
Ugly 50%
Humor 10%
Stripes 20%
Nipples 120%
Attractive 20%
British 90%
Pigeon 1%
*Percents may vary depending on who you are. and your obession
with one direction
WARNING: Too much at a time may lead to
extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you can become
addicted.