swampcaptain

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Joined: April 1, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 355287
Gender: F
Hi,welcome to my page.
They call me swampcaptain. Enjoy.

 

 
 

Quotes by swampcaptain



Did You Know

That Miley Cyrus

Has Been

Pregnant Twice


Is a fact that I made up
 
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Did You Know

That 1 in 19,000

Boys In Sweden

Get A Period


Is a fact that I made up
 
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Me: *looking out window* Darn paparazzi always trying to get pictures, the flash is blinding.
Mom: That's lightning.
 
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window


Mom: Go walk the dog.
Me: The dog doesn't need my help to walk.
 
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lazy


That girl and her boyfriend are more on and off than
my refrigerator light.
 
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relationship


Mom: Can I see your phone?
Me: *swallows phone*
Me: What phone
 
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am I the only one who feels like calling people on the phone
is more stressful than open heart sugery
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go home spring.
you're drunk.



 
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drunk


 
                                      & I    guess this     is       the    end,  we're          doomed as


just friends.



 
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love


Boys:    I hate how girls complain that they're ugly and need
                        makeup. They're annoying attention seekers.
Boys:    Ew ugly chicks.
 
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