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swampcaptain
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Hi,welcome to my page.
They call me swampcaptain. Enjoy.
Quotes by swampcaptain
Did You Know
That Miley Cyrus
Has Been
Pregnant Twice
Is a fact that I made up
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funny
Did You Know
That 1 in 19,000
Boys In Sweden
Get A Period
Is a fact that I made up
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funny
Me: *looking out window* Darn paparazzi always trying to get pictures, the flash is blinding.
Mom: That's lightning.
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window
Mom: Go walk the dog.
Me: The dog doesn't need my help to walk.
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lazy
That girl and her boyfriend are more on and off than
my refrigerator light.
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relationship
Mom: Can I see your phone?
Me: *swallows phone*
Me: What phone
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mom
am
I
the
only
one
who feels like calling people on the phone
is more
stressful
than
open
heart
sugery
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funny
go home spring.
y
o
u
'
r
e
d
r
u
n
k
.
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drunk
& I guess this is the end, we're doomed as
j
u
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t
f
r
i
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n
d
s
.
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love
Boys
: I hate how girls complain that they're ugly and need
makeup. They're annoying attention seekers.
Boys
: Ew ugly chicks.
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boys