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Member since Fri Nov 28, 2008 23:05:15 EST

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  Jesse
 
 

I am twilight obsessed!
edward has become my life!
i take requests
comment me Im super
talkative!!


Recent Quotes by this Author:

2nd Best Diss In America

That was so gay
it was lesbian

*comment me rate high!!
quote number 507454
filed under funny
  3
A guy can not be a good boyfriend if...
<He slaps your ass
<he ignores you when
hes with his friends

<he tries to look cool
with his friends and
thats when he kisses you

<he blows you off to be
with his guy friends

<he doesn't remember
special dates

<he only asked you out
because he thought it
 would be fun
quote number 505022
filed under love
  0
T.S.L.O.T.A.T.<3
How many people
after watching the
secret life of the
american teenager
walked around school
thinking about which
girls will wind up being
just like amy and which will be adriene?
quote number 504750
filed under love
  3
No matter how
 hard I try
 I will never
 be good enough
 for hi
m. ):
quote number 504607
filed under flirty
  0
The thought of you and me,
being more than friends...
brings tears to my eyes
and laughter from your mouth..
quote number 499111
filed under love
  0
Why girls like guys...
 
1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne and how good it smells when u give them a hug and you dig your head into their chest since your shorter then them =] 2. The way that whenever you are with them all you do is laugh, even if they are talking about the stupidest, randomest thing
3. The way they try to make you laugh in class while you are answering a question The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4. The way they casually put their arms around you

5. The way they kiss away your tears
6. The way they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go
away

7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that
you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing 4ur date

9. How they always kno wat 2 say 2 make u blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel
better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say

11. The way they hold u close when ur cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when ur together

14. The way they always let you win a game that you play 2gether & wen you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
15. The way they run their hands through ur hair
16. The way they smile at u

17. The way u feel when they apologize after you had a fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently
21. The way they kiss u
22. The way that they open their arms 2 u when you are crying

23. The way that they never admit that u hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that theyre losing u
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they apologize when they do forget
29. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
30. U kno u want 2 hug them even though theyre all sweaty
quote number 480621
filed under flirty
  1
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
~Bella Swan
quote number 473538
filed under celeb
  0
I know i*ll never find a guy like edward cullen!

My edward will have a pulse
He'll have to breathe
He wont have to control himself bc he thirsts my blood
He won't have pale white-ice cold skin
He won't be incredibly fast
He won't be extrodinarily strong
He won't have an english accent
He won't be absolutely and completely perfect


GOSH i want edward cullen!!
no guy will be exactly like him, life is sooo unfair!

rate high if u think u might actually wind up ruining ur life bc no guy will be good enough for you!!
quote number 473524
filed under inspirational
  3
How many people
are friends with twilight haters
and find it so insulting
when they say...
ROBERT PATTIN IS NOT HOT!!!


And
How many people
when twilight first came out
didn't realize how hot robert pattinson was
until they saw the movie and got goosebumps
whenever they saw him come onto the screen??
quote number 465218
filed under celeb
  1
How many people...
already read twilight before
 seeing the movie and were still
scared of what might happen in the end?

rate high!
quote number 465191
filed under celeb
  0

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