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swervMember since Sat Sep 20, 2008 18:03:33 EDT Last login: Wed Nov 11, 2009 14:29:19 EST AIM SN: Quote Stats: 23 |
So hey guys
I'm really not that in to making my profile the "best"
So It's kinda plain and simple
No Jocking please
Haha
I love to laugh
and ya that monkey up there
was at a zoo
and someone threw gum at it..That meanie! lmao
Ya so
I dont haave the best quotes
But I try!
I love to listen to The Beatles Michael Jackson Green Day
Quite a variety
So ya
My profile wasnt so good but oh well!
Bye!
I'm really not that in to making my profile the "best"
So It's kinda plain and simple
No Jocking please
Haha
I love to laugh
and ya that monkey up there
was at a zoo
and someone threw gum at it..That meanie! lmao
Ya so
I dont haave the best quotes
But I try!
I love to listen to The Beatles Michael Jackson Green Day
Quite a variety
So ya
My profile wasnt so good but oh well!
Bye!
Recent Quotes by this Author:
Letters start with...
ABC
Numbers start with...
123
music starts with...
Do-Re-Mi
love will start with...
You and me
ABC is obviously the inspiration
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ABC
Numbers start with...
123
music starts with...
Do-Re-Mi
love will start with...
You and me
ABC is obviously the inspiration
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I thought they said duct tape could fix everything...
</3
</3
We are the
WþRLD
WþRLD
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving
Our own
lives
There's a choice we're making
We're saving
Our own
lives
It's true we'll make a brighter day
Just.you.and.me
I love this song.........so inspiring....r.i.p MJ </3
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Just.you.and.me
I love this song.........so inspiring....r.i.p MJ </3
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+& and I'm not afraid to say that...
I miss Michael Jackson
We all wish we were as cool as
Optimus Prime
But, we all know we're not
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Optimus Prime
But, we all know we're not
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And all she could ask him was
Why?
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Why?
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MILEY CYRUS?
Ya, she's a bitch
and ya, shes got problems
but
We have to ask ourselves,
Is it really her fault?
What would you do if you were famous?
It's a lot of pressure
I mean sure, shes made mistakes
and she'll make more
and sure, she's not perfect
But who is?
Shes gonna make mistakes
And shes gonna learn from them
Just like you and me
So, c'mon, let's give her another chance
and stop judging her because we are jealous
She is really just a normal person
We just have to give her a chance
I am personally not a fan of Miley Cyrus, but we need to stop putting her down..,She's just a kid
and ya, shes got problems
but
We have to ask ourselves,
Is it really her fault?
What would you do if you were famous?
It's a lot of pressure
I mean sure, shes made mistakes
and she'll make more
and sure, she's not perfect
But who is?
Shes gonna make mistakes
And shes gonna learn from them
Just like you and me
So, c'mon, let's give her another chance
and stop judging her because we are jealous
She is really just a normal person
We just have to give her a chance
I am personally not a fan of Miley Cyrus, but we need to stop putting her down..,She's just a kid
I am 25% experianced!
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. =]
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Been punched/slapped in the (stomach).
Start at 0%, and for everything you've done add 1%
Then at the top put "I am ___% expirienced!"
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. =]
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Been punched/slapped in the (stomach).
Start at 0%, and for everything you've done add 1%
Then at the top put "I am ___% expirienced!"
If the plural of goose is
Geese
The why isn't the plural of moose
Meese?
Stupid guy who created the English language..
Geese
The why isn't the plural of moose
Meese?
Stupid guy who created the English language..
1 way
2 say
3 words
4 you
I Love you
2 say
3 words
4 you
I Love you
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