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-I Support the Troops

add to favs - #389710 by swimbabe_mp on December 13, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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   BESTFRiENDS
   ARE THE ONES  WHO GET HIT  BY

   PARKED CARS AND TRY TO  DROWN

   FISH :: AND  WHEN MY HOUSE IS
   BURNING DOWN, [THEY] WILL BE

   THERE ;HITTING ON THE FIREMEN
   [IN] [IN] [IN] [IN] [IN] [IN]

add to favs - #348624 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

5

   
Boys are like public toilets,
either taken or full of crap
                ._<3

add to favs - #348602 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

4

   
 -enjoy yourself-
   these are the days you're
going to miss in the years ahead

add to favs - #348597 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

5

   
I miss when...
getting high meant swinging on the playground
protection meant wearing a helmet School and homework was fun
all u could get from boys were cooties Barbie was the brand of your make-up
race issues were who could run the fastest You got in time-out for saying words like ‘butt’
and war was only a card game
your worst enemies were your siblings dates were only a gross dried up fruit
wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut
and the only drug we knew was cough medicine
screwing up meant that we said the alphabet wronghanging out with boys was no big deal
the only thing that hurt us were scraped knees
and goodbyes meant only until tomorrow and
We Couldn't Wait To Grow Up

add to favs - #348579 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

4

   

Swimming;;
to think that your whole life could
be changed by just one milli-second
it's more than a sport, it's a way of life,
<3      <3       <3

add to favs - #348516 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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.·´¯`·x i'll be there for you
These five words i swear to you.
When you
breathe i want to be the air for you.
I'll be there for you.
I'd live and I'd die for you.
Steal the
sun from the sky for you.
Words can't say what
love can do...
i'll be there for you.

add to favs - #348512 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

9

   

people
  are  like a slinky.
not really good for anything,
but you still can't
help but [: )]
smile when  [you] shove them

DOWN THE STAIRS*

add to favs - #348504 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

7

   

your boyfriends so gay, I went up
to  him  and  he  said
(_.·´¯`·x» 
ohh my GAWD!!
do they have your shirt in MY size?!

add to favs - #348503 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I sorta told your dad he was gay &&
he like  friken  [ hit ]  me with his

êPURSEê

add to favs - #331972 by swimbabe_mp on November 07, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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