swimswim98

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Joined: June 2, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: March 26
user id: 179541
Location: The Hundred Acre Woods
Gender: F


Winnie The Pooh


I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
 

 

Quotes by swimswim98

*Government shuts down*
Queen: Time to reclaim the colonies!!

 
So today I reached 100 followers. I know compared to a lot of people on here it isn't very impressive but it means a whole lot to me. Thank you guys so much. Really. It means a lot that you even considered following me and that you took time to even check out who I was and look past my crippling awkwardness.

I love each and every one of you. 
*internet hug*
If you say "pumpkin spice latte"

in the mirror 3 times,

a white girl in yoga pants will appear

& tell you all her favorite things about fall.

Twitter
97.8% of the reason I'm this skinny is because I'm too lazy to actually get off the couch to get and or make food. 
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could
CHUCK NORRIS."


~Dan Howell
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Allons-y
 
My brother walked into my room to ask for something but didn't close the door so I sang "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*amn door?" and he literally walked back into my room and said "No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" and left.

He's 11.

I have faith in the future generation.
Me: Did you take my juice? The one i opened that was in the fridge?
Brother: How did you know?
Me: Cause I got my eye on you...
Brother: What?
Me: ROXY LIKE A PUMA!
Brother: .......



person: *on facebook* bad mood don't hmu
me: 








KEEP
CALM
I DONT
LIKE
YOU



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The future belongs
to those who
BELIEVE in the 
beauty of their 

DREAMS.
~Eleanor Roosevelt