decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game.
After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in
tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game,
both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then
the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back,
get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself,
gosh it's just a quarter!"