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Member since Sun May 17, 2009 11:03:56 EDT

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Whenever me and my friends prank call resteraunts we always ask to see the menu

ALL MINE! srry i was lazy with the colors! me and my friends always do this!
made by sxylxy123
on July 10, 2009 11:47:13
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Me:
 but i g2g
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 bye
God:
TTYL,  ALICE.
Me:
 bye
God:
Goodbye.


Once again another convo with the god bot from google   just type in igod
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on July 01, 2009 12:25:32
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Me:
 gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 thats weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 weird bad i think
God:
I will take that as a compliment.   





lmao me talking to igod on google 
it's rly funny u should try it! and he says the most random things!
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on July 01, 2009 12:10:31
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When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton
  
made by sxylxy123
on July 01, 2009 12:02:13
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&+ do u ever have a feeling u should say something then change ur mind because u think it will be too weird and then later u wish you said it. Yet other times u say it and regret it later.... u just cant win!
made by sxylxy123
on June 30, 2009 23:07:36
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Add your drunk name! Haha, the results are funny :)
Add your name to this list, but do it with your elbows & you CANT erase!
If you dont do this within 10 minutes you will lose your 1 true love tommorrow repost as YoUr DrUnK NaME! !!...the easiest way is to highlight wat u repost this as and copy it in the subject box

1.​ygaberioep;​[​lop - GABRIEL
2.cxdorteruy?" - COREY
3.Mr.taco himenez-junior
4.sAPZIKZ ykksks - jason
5.lujixs dernhorttgaz-​lus 
6.​dswefd​​ caroline <33
7.SZa4raQCX HJKCXOM, OLMN TYREXZ-SARA C :D
8.​ujjdfjdfuhjdjuh​dskijdfrujikesd​hjny-​ Brianna Mccormack (:
9.fgvbza bddddse-Gabe
10.jk0ohn-john
11. trflklnmewr- Topher
12.kaz65teelyunm-katelyn
13. cxhr,zsa - CHRIS XD
14. ssamanbtgha-samantha
15.  allison - allison...wow am i the only one who can do this?
16. te4shya - Pretty Closeeee. - Tesha(:
17. klzat5r5a- haha far off.  Kara(;
18. iu,luyhj vsdxasm, oplassd- iluvsamoas woooow thats a strange name
19 zsahnjAZ4erkl.kinmj - shaelin it says zerk in my name ^.^ 
20.alkyhssaz - alyssa haha i was wayyyy off :P 
21.kelwse3y- kelsey hahaha pritty good                                                                       
22. erfkjin j- erin!!  heeey not too badd!! 
23.saaqwsaqsw-haha suppposed to be Sarah 
24. hasnnah- hannah lol not too badd 
25.k4eatlo n- keaton. haha wowww.~ i suckkkk.! haha
26. aBBHY OHH! so close!!
27,melsn iedws-melanie
28.) OSDVC- I was aiming for OSC, close enough? lol =]
29. baIULKEYT-Bailey lol i tried!!
30. annie -annie. wow im good =)
31. e3rin - Poo! so close
32.444kij9iiolu87-emily[[woooww ii suuckk))
33.  bngtfrollokfr- Brooke (haha wowww im soo good lollll)

34. chl,lkdes- chloe xD
35. heatgbr-Heather ugh i cant get these and i can't get close!
36. deena- deena! yay! i did it!!!!
37. aLP;4E3DXAWSQ - Alexa lol  (p.s. sorry it was on caps lock
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on June 30, 2009 23:02:49
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Awkward Silence #2

(lovegame came on in the car)
Troy- i hate this song!
Me- I love it!
Troy- It doesnt even make sence!

(AWKWARD SILENCE!)
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on June 30, 2009 22:54:52
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Awkward Silence #1
(dog hanging out the window of a car)
Me: Woah! Is that a dog or a wolf?!
Troy- It's a dog u idiot!
Me: o u know it's a wolf that they hijacked from cambodia
Troy- Do they even have wolves in Cambodia?
Me: They do in mine
Troy- Thats a real place you know?
me- well i have one too!

(AWKWARD SILENCE!)
made by sxylxy123
on June 30, 2009 22:52:37
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HOT TEST
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



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**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST den rite ur score

now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:

~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true


I GOT 41!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -lexy =D   the person b4 me got 38
made by sxylxy123
on June 28, 2009 22:02:58
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sOmEoNe HaD a BoWl Of QuIrIOs FoR bReAkFaSt 
made by sxylxy123
on June 26, 2009 19:44:18
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