sydney_star
Joined: March 23, 2012
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Birthday: November 30
user id: 286070
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Ohai. I see you've unfortunately stumbled across my profile. Good for you. Dumbass. Anywho, I like to eat pecans and pour holy water on myself, since I am practically Jesus. Now follow me, slave.
oh look its me again. i figured yallz wanted to know more about me, so i figured i would write a bit more for you. settle down, children.
contain your excitement.
well, since im fuucking inspiring, i figured i would tell you my life story.
one day on the beaches of poland my parents had mad sex. then i was born. dat shiit was crazy. i grew up to be a sefy mofo, never once fretting to make men cum and girls get bon3rs . wait..what
ok biotches i know you dont care so lets just say i was so sexy everyone died. the end. ha just kidding im still here. anyways so im from narnia and its really nice there and you should come visit me. just kidding i’ll kill you if you invited yourself into my presence. alright bitchez ive been thinking about using this as a diary, so check my quotes if you wanna real about my damnnnnnn lyfe ok ~
RAPE ME RAPE ME OK CATS
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diary entry | day 69
hi kids! i know it's been i while since i've been able to post my daily life activities! but don't be mad, it's not my fault! i had to spend a few weeks in prison because apparently its not okay to throw fire extinguishers at people. last time i checked, that was a-ok in my dictionary!!!!!!!!!!1 prison was actually kinda fun, i got to watch people take sh.its, and change!!! wow i gotta go bcuz the cops are back to arreest me for killing ppl bai
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
FOREVER ALONE.
1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep.
3. Wake up.
4. Eat.
5. Go back to sleep.
6. Wake up.
7. Eat.
8. Watch tv.
9. Eat.
10. Go to sleep.
[ ] Kissed someone before dating
[X ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7
[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12
[X] Took pictures during school hours
[X] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 15
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 18
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 20
[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[X] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 25
Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as"I have screwed up % of my teenage life.
Diary Entry | Day 1
( Even though I’ve had my account for awhile, I just now started really getting into my witty account. I’m going to share my feelings with all of you because i trust you. you are all so inspirational and i feel touched by you.
L I T E R A L L Y . )
ok so today was awesome . i woke up at my usual time of 4 in the morning and went to feed and feel my cats. they give me a vibe that i cant describe.
woah i rhymed there, eminem will notice me one day..
anywhooo, after my cat rituals i went and got some food such as;
porage. beef. cabbage. fried dog.
those are my favorite foods. ok i’m getting carried away
let me just tell you whats going on in my life.
i really like this boy, but he’s my sisters boyfriend. he acts like her loves her. do you guys think its just to make me jealous? i think i saw them wrestling the other day in her room, maybe he was mad at her.
but at the same time it looked fun. his name is Harold.
I want to wrestle with Harold some day.
I’m 11 BTW, in case you guys want to comment some advice.
Ugh, I’m sorry to cut this short guys , but my mom says I have to get off.
I love you all, thanks for the support!
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE WITTY FAMOUS BUT I AM.
xx
sydney_star
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can't hug every cat...