sydney_star

I'm gonna get you love drunk off my humps
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Ohai. I see you've unfortunately stumbled across my profile. Good for you. Dumbass. Anywho, I like to eat pecans and pour holy water on myself, since I am practically Jesus. Now follow me, slave.

oh look its me again. i figured yallz wanted to know more about me, so i figured i would write a bit more for you. settle down, children.
contain your excitement.
well, since im fuucking inspiring, i figured  i would tell you my life story.
one day on the beaches of poland my parents had mad sex. then i was born. dat shiit was crazy. i grew up to be a sefy mofo, never once fretting to make men cum and girls get bon3rs . wait..what
ok biotches i know you dont care so lets just say i was so sexy everyone died. the end. ha just kidding im still here. anyways so im from narnia and its really nice there and you should come visit me. just kidding i’ll kill you if you invited yourself into my presence. alright bitchez ive been thinking about using this as a diary, so check my quotes if you wanna real about my damnnnnnn lyfe ok ~ 
RAPE ME RAPE ME OK CATS
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