In the car going on vacation:
Me: Yay vacation
Me: I'm going to sleep
Me: Okay not going to sleep
Me: When are we gonna be there?
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Let's listen to some music
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Me: Oh T-Swift I feel your pain
Me: Are we there yet
Me: I have to pee
Me: Wait nevermind
Me: lolwut
Me: I wonder what my friends are doing
Me: oh right it's four a.m.
Me: Where's the food
Me: Why can't they make cars with wifi?
nmf/myquote