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Recent Quotes by this Author:

THE FIRST MEETING:
Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}

A FEW MONTHS LATER
Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}

TWO SUMMERS LATER
Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
THE SUMMER AFTER
Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}

FIVE YEARS LATER
Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}

THREE YEARS LATER
Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}

A MONTH LATER
Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}

A YEAR LATER
Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}

A WEEK LATER
Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}

A YEAR LATER
Boy: I do. {Honestly}
Girl: I do. {Honestly}

FIFTY YEARS LATER
Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her. 
(walks away from Girl's grave)


never lose your true love EVER or u may end up at their wedding and be crying ur eyes out because it should have been u up there with him


True love, now repost this or you will never get married!!!!
quote number 1039597
filed under love
  5
A girl went to a party and .  .  . 
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone. 
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away. 
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as
though he were waiting for her. 
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her. 
When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely. 
The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been killed and
raped in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there. 
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep. 
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station

She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story. 
The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him. 
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before. 
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed


The officer thanked Diane for her bravery 
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her 

She asked if they would ask the man one
question. Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her 


When the policeman asked him, he
answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of
her. 

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. 
Did you know that 97% of
teenagers will not stand up for God?


Repost this if you truly
believe in God

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"

STAND UP FOR HIM

51% won't repost this



really, believe in god. he's all you got nowadays when your in danger;
quote number 828071
filed under inspirational
  1
Go to sleep and close your eyes
And dream of broken butterflies
That tore their wings against a thorn
You know the pain that they have endured
Silver metal shine so bright
Scarlet blood that feels so right
Dream of that blood trickling down
And wake up just before you drown
The moonlight shining off your tears
As you bleed out your worst fears
So tonight when you start to cry
Whisper the cutters lullaby:
Hushabye baby, you’re almost dead
You don’t have a pulse and your pillow is red
Your family hates you
Your friends let you bleed
Sleep tight with a knife
Cause its all that you need.
Rockabye baby, Broken and scared
You didn’t know life would be this hard.
Time to end the pain you hid so well
And down you’ll come baby
Straight back to hell


**Not Mine<3
quote number 798031
filed under advice
  0
What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do

Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle


Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....
**************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

-now copy and repost this.

if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.

if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
quote number 756672
filed under advice
  0
it's not about what you go
                       it's about
       what y
ou make
                       of what
        what you got
                     *_step up 2
quote number 287139
filed under famous
  0
                                                   because,,                              
                                                       who doesn't want more than
                                                     
this
?         

quote number 250747
filed under inspirational
  0
and i can see your face on the 
   
telephone
quote number 247791
filed under lyrics
  0
i hate it
when people write *color it cool* at the bottom of their quotes because adding a quote involves coloring it. not just typing in some stuff so you can have like 7,000 quotes on the internet. personally if it isn't eye catching i don't even read it. so take some time on your quotes and make something everybody will
l0VE.
x0x.
quote number 240587
filed under inspirational
  0

 "i'm just looking for
t
he one whOs heart beats to th
e 
                   
rythym of mine"
quote number 232573
filed under love
  0
  LJAE
me in more ways than [1]one
quote number 223888
filed under friendship
  1

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