tacosliketoparty
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I just googled whether I could get a tan from my computer screen.
I think I need jesus.
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"Necklace" used to refer only to actual lace
worn around the neck, with chains or
beads referred to as "Throatamabobbles".
this is actually true
The fall of the Vikings is attributed by many
historians to religious battles among their
tribes, mostly over whether Thor or
Loki was better looking.
this is my theory
Each individual Cheerio is
a dehydrated bagel.
this is my theory
Vampires are repelled by crucifixes
because they are shaped like addition
signs and vampires universally
fear and hate maths
this is my theory
It's my birthday tomorrow
I wish
that everytime we're about to make a decision or a choice on something, God would send us a text like
"Oh don't do that, that'll fuckfyou up later"
Today, I was sitting in Starbucks when two gay men walked
in holding hands. As you might expect, heads started
turning. Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her
mum why two men were holding hands. Her mum replied,
“Because they love each other.”
I went into the showers of the swimming area I was at on holiday and saw a lizard on the floor. I said 'hello' before stepping into the opposite shower. The other person that was in the shower next to me said 'hi?' and I was stuck there wondering If I should carry on the conversation or say 'I was talking to the lizard'