tacowoman

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Joined: December 13, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 376206
Gender: F
 
 
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Is there a cure for this illness? an infection we caught the first time we met the way you spoke, I saw that your mind was a deep ocean and that i would gladly drown in it Though your skin is far from transparent, you let me see you fragile heart, your delicate soul How could you expect me not to fall in love, after you showed me such a beautiful thing?
tacowoman

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my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.




 

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*

Me: 
Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.

Can we just let this sink in?

 


 
I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"
I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
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                                               when i get away with not doing homewok i be like

Animals are people you can eat.
WAIT
Is that... Ice cream?

The biggest lie i tell

myself is:

'' I'm only going to eat

one slice of

pizza.''