taintedlove

that was funny.
but i don't like you, so i'm not going to laugh.

"She has acne."

do you think she chose to have red spots all over her

 face?


"She has crooked teeth."


I've never met anyone who got braces just for fun.


"She has  big nose."


Who cares? Is she suppose to get plastic surgery?




"She's n ot a size 0."

Some people can't control their weight.




Imperfection is beautI Imperfection is beautiful. Stop making people feel like

it's not.

Small things that  I appreciate in life pt. 2
1. When you get the milk to cereal ratio just right.
2. The feeling you get right after vomiting.
3. Being on vacation and never knowing what day of the week it is.
 4. The final seconds of finally untangling a really big knot.

5. Rubbing someone's newly shaved fuzzy head. 

6. The moment you see your food coming at a restaurant.
7. Finding something you lost a long time ago.
8. Finally taking the perfect picture.
9. Changing the channel during commercial breaks then flipping back just as the show's starting. 
10. When a baby smiles at you.
11. Licking the yogurt lid.
12. Teachers you can joke with.
 13. When someone actually says "bless you" after you sneeze.
 14. When someone says you smell nice.
15. Magazine perfume samples.
16. Eating raw cookie dough.
17. Being in a fantastic mood, just because.
18. Positive feedback on an essay you worked really hard on.
19. Making a perfect signature.
20. Cute sneezes.
21. A baby's yawn.
22. Finally getting the food you've been craving.
23. Deep conversations with your best friend.
24. A pen that works really well.
25. Good morning texts.

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the awkward moment when you have to come out as
straight
to your gay parents
 

one day
ke$ha is going to run out of Jack and will have to go back to using toothpaste

we all know that one girl...
who wears more makeup than clothes.