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Forget about the past;; and don't worry
about what's to come in the the future,

just live in the present -

made by takeone20
on October 16, 2009 18:25:52
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Dont read your life is on the line

There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 

IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!

IM SCARED!!!

made by takeone20
on October 06, 2009 18:46:51
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You have to love your brother when
he see's you at the football game with a guy he think's is your boyfriend
so he comes across the field and goes to him and says
"You break her heart I'll break your face"
and it turns that he's just your friend

made by takeone20
on October 03, 2009 14:05:31
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________Bests________
1. male friend: kevin
2. female friend: marissa
3. Vacation: Florida!
4. age:  You dont need to know ;)
5. memory: idk....lots 

_______Worst________
1. Time of day: Waking Up :P
2. Day of the week: monday
3. Food: MEAT
4. Memory: ...dont wanna talk about it
5. Subject:  spanish

_______Lasts__________
1. Person u saw: Marissa
2. Talk on the phone with: my Daddy :)
3. Hugged: allie hahahaha
4. IM: ryan <3

_______Firsts_________
1. Kiss: Nope and proud (:
2. Serious bf or gf: yup
3. Car: noo....not trusted to drive hahaahah
4. First school: Preschool
5. Job:  Watching my lill sissy

_______Today________
1. What are you doing now: This survey and facebook
2. Tonight: Taking a showerr and texting haha
3. Wearing: jeans,t-shirt and a sweatshirt
4. what did you eat for lunch:a samwhich(i sux at sellin)
5: Better than yesterday: sme
________Tomorrow___________
1. Is: 10-2-09
2.Got any plans: school(ugh) FOOTBALL GAME....good luck bro!
3. Goal: hold my boy friends hand
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Nopee
5. Do you have work: Heckk no
________Fav's__________
1. Number:  2
2: Song: currently-  love drunk
3. Color: Lime green(:
4. Season: SUMMER!
5. State: FLORIDA BABY
________Currently_________
1. Are you in love?: yup
2. Dating someone: yup
3. Missing someone:nope
4. Mood:  hungry
5. Wanting: on nuthing :)

made by takeone20
on October 01, 2009 19:54:12
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READ IT!!
B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u. But if you break this chain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!! 
Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY. You're number one love Will either kiss you, ask you out, or call you, or text you, or better 
idk, i dont believe in chains but whateva!!! worth a shot!! right??
made by takeone20
on September 13, 2009 20:41:55
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Grab your Phone.
got it ?!
yessiree

What kind is your phone?
Gravity two

Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
mady

Whos the last person you called?
my daddy!

Who was your last missed call from?
steph.

Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
drew g.

Whos the third person who comes up under J?
jess g

How many messages are currently in your inbox?
  338

What do you have as your background?
i pinky promise( then a pic of pinkys togather)i will always be ur best friend:

Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
tyler..my bro :)

How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
2

Who was your last message from?
rran

Who is the first name in your phone book
adam l

Who is the last person in your phonebook.
zaffuto

Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
uhmm. tyler...ryan...marissa...hunter....allie...LIZ
Whos the 5th person under A?
alexa p

made by takeone20
on September 05, 2009 18:29:54
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 People come in and out of your life,
don't let their actions controll yours.
Live your own life

madeby xo12allieox but loved it!!!! so true!

made by takeone20
on September 05, 2009 13:51:58
quote number 1068575
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THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

i got a 41 baby! ;)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST den rite ur score

now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:

~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
made by takeone20
on September 05, 2009 13:48:23
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kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser 

if u did it fave
made by takeone20
on September 01, 2009 19:59:07
quote number 1061876
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I love him <3...
He loves me <3...
End of story!
made by takeone20
on August 18, 2009 13:28:02
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