You're on AmishKinz playing Cash Cow Milker and it suddenly says, "Be careful where you click. Points have been removed." And you're like "What the Amish does 'Be careful where you click. Points have been removed.' mean?"
So I feel soo muttur, you know? Because inmutturAmish people go to my home school. Nosir. They are not my brothers. They are just inmutur so they make me feel muttur, but I still play Amish-go-seek, the funnest game ever with myinmuttur friends.
It's beginning to look alot like Christmas
(even though Amish people don't celebrate it, we celebrate Junkanoo)
Everywhere we go
(except our village)
Take a look at the five-and-ten
(except here it's four and nine)
glistening once again
(not even glistening. not even.)
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
(not even allowed to have sugar. our lanes are bronze.)
Don't you love the colors? rate high as the skigh.
the amish to my paradise
the dot to my letter 'i'
the little line thing on my letter 't'
the amish arch in my meadow
the chocolate to my muffin
the methane to my cow
and the 1974 to my Macintosh.
