awesomeness...*

Status: im just sad .-.
Joined: April 25, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: July 24
user id: 358318
Location: NYC b*tch!
Gender: F
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I am just a random person that likes funny stuff


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>>cat acting like a dog lolololol>>I love dogs, they are so ... wait a minuteA Nightmare of Sesame Street.How I feel right now studyingSo that's how BMO does itFree hugs!<<<CAN I GET A HUG??Forgot to how to dog... so I dance <<<<THIS IS JUST TOO ADORABLE!!!
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

( ) Single
( ) In a relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
( X ) Waiting for a miracle
I can't taste my lips.....

can you do it for me??
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and theyr'e like:
"hey, what are you doing here?"and I'm like:


"oh, you know, hunting elephants..."
BEING SINGLE IS SMARTER THAN BEING
IN THE WRONG RELATIONSHIP.
3 most diffcult things to do in the world:

1. you can't count your hair.
2. you can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. you can't breathe with your tongue out.

Now please put your tongue back inside.
I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY
OPTIONS.
SORRY, I CAN'T TODAY

My sister's friend's mother's granpa's brother's grandson's
uncle's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.
how to tell people their breath stinks without being rude:

wow, I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE
OR MORNINGS....
OR PEOPLE.....
ONE MINUTE OF KISSING BURNS 26 CALORIES,
NO WONDER THE POPULAR GIRLS ARE
SO SKINNY!
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