tatertotz7
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user id: 96999
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Gender: F
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I want my tombstone to say one thing:
"Lived like Larry."
"Lived like Larry."
Falling asleep with your
head on his chest :) <3
I'm in love :) <3
My parents were at a restaurant
and my dad got a dirty fork.
So when the waiter comes by he says,
"Hey, can i have another fork?
This one's got sh-t all over it."
As he walks away to get him a new one,
my mom expresses her disapproval and embarrassment.
When the waiter came back,
he handed him a new one and said
"Here's a sh-tless fork."
He got a large tip.
and my dad got a dirty fork.
So when the waiter comes by he says,
"Hey, can i have another fork?
This one's got sh-t all over it."
As he walks away to get him a new one,
my mom expresses her disapproval and embarrassment.
When the waiter came back,
he handed him a new one and said
"Here's a sh-tless fork."
He got a large tip.
The awkward moment
when you see
your ex-boyfriend's mom at work
and you can tell that she is hesitant and avoidant
O.o
your ex-boyfriend's mom at work
and you can tell that she is hesitant and avoidant
O.o
Sometimes I feel like I have no life
and then I think about all of the other people at my school
and realize that I do have a life
and then I think about all of the other people at my school
and realize that I do have a life
I make him smile
even through his
allergy induced anger
<3
even through his
allergy induced anger
<3
"This is saying
a lot,
but if it were between
you and my flying squirrel...
I'd choose you."
THE THINGS HE SAYS TO ME.
but if it were between
you and my flying squirrel...
I'd choose you."
THE THINGS HE SAYS TO ME.
I absolutely love us.
He
has one dimple, only on the right side of his face.
Cutest. Thing. Ever.
Cutest. Thing. Ever.