taxie109

Status: He slow danced with a girl I don't like tonight. I cried and ran to the bathroom. He likes her. She was flirting even though she has a bf. I
Joined: June 5, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 305872
Gender: F

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I love you. You don't know me. I sound like a stalker. You're 18, I'm 13. Go me. F***ing fall in love with a guy 5 years older. We don't even know each other. I'm want to die because he has a girlfriend. 
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I just found out that the guy ,I immediately fell in love with, on Witty has a girlfriend. I feel........ sad, alone, about ready to start cutting. I've never done it, but it looks like a way to forget about the knife in my heart. I will probably cry myself to sleep tonight, knowing the guy I felt a jolt of happiness for, has a girlfriend that he loves. I want to tear her apart, but I know that will do the exact same to him. She better know how lucky she is. We've never met, but I love him. It was fate that led me to his page. <3
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I miss you.
And you only.
The weirdest part is, you are already here.
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I could say...........

I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend!

But I won't, because he's mine.
And I am his.
We are two puzzle pieces that fit together perfectly,
even though we're opposites.
<3
Read the red from bottom to top.

 
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My phone just rang for a text. I looked for it. I realized it was coming from my cat. He slept on my phone. It rang it's highest volume, but he only woke up when my fingertip just barely brushed his fur. Unbelievable, Liam. Lol


~true story

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So, Mr. Blair. He walked into the choir class across the hall.
I didn't hear him come in, so when I turned and saw him next to me, I jumped.
He told Jerrica to sing.
Jerrica: Right now? In front of everyone? *there are only 6 kids in 7th grade choir*
Mr. Blair: Yes. Right now.*takes a bite out of his trix bar*
Jerrica: Okay. *sings*
Mr. Blair: *after Mrs. Core, music teacher, walks in.* *In the middle of her song* Bye.
Me: *Hahahaha!*
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Okay. So my teacher, Mr. Blair. His classroom is connected to a different one.
He has a laser pointer for his slides on notes.
Sometimes, he points the laser into the other classroom.
The teacher in the other classroom now thinks that one of her students has a laser pointer. 
She thinks they turn it on during class.
Mr. Blair: Shhhhh. She doesn't have to know.
The class: Okay! *start giggling*
Teacher: *walks into our classroom* What's going on in here?
All of us+ Mr. Blair: Nothing!
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L O L = Litter Our Lives,

But........
P U T = Pick Up Trash.

Make the world a better place for us! <3
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Okay. I'm befuzzled.
If an eraser is meant to erase pencil marks,
why can we write on them with a pencil?
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Does that look like a pencil?
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Guess what? I know how to make a bunch of little kids shut up. Just tell all of them to "catch a bubble". They will then puff out their cheeks. Guess what? Dead silence. Because all of them are holding their lips together, keeping the air in. Teehee! It's such a nice way of saying "shut up". 
:)
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