taxie109

Status: He slow danced with a girl I don't like tonight. I cried and ran to the bathroom. He likes her. She was flirting even though she has a bf. I
Joined: June 5, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 305872
Gender: F

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ANNOUNCEMENT!
Today is a very special girl's birthday.
Hint, hint.
That's right. This girl.
13 ;)
 
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My sister's cat and I just had a staring contest. 
Cleo, the cat, was sitting on the kitchen floor.
I was eating an ice cube and I made a slurping sound.
Cleo looked up from cleaning herself.
I looked at her.
Cleo stared at me.
I stared back
Cleo went back to cleaning herself.
I went back to eating my ice cube.
Awkward....... ;)

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I used a real pump today. You know, the ones they used "back then" for water. It was funny because I flipped when I was standing next to it, waiting for the water to come out, and it spurted everywhere! Compare these pumps to the 'no-touch' faucets we have today. Time and brains change EVERYTHING.
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0kay, I promised my friend that if I got 100 faves on Witty, that I would ask 'him' out. I can't go back on my word. It has to be this quote only. I didn't say I would really get 100 faves. Please pass this. I don't want him to break my heart again. DO NOT FAVE THIS!  I did say I would put up a quote though. I cannot go back on my word. She is so sweet. I don't want her to think I am a liar.
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Instead of..........
Instead of saying,"If you were a drink.......", my sister had to mix up her words and say,"If you were a drunk........." 

 
;)
Anyone else befuzzled by her? Lol
 
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Sometimes when I don't feed my fish the whole pinch of fish food, I feel like I'm starving him.

{||||> That's my pretty fishy! Mwa mwa mwa!
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Okay.
My big sister takes a can of root beer, puts it in a plastic cup, then freezes it. She could be crazy. Or an alien. I am led to believe both are true. Lol
O.o
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 That awesome moment when you manage to open a little sauce packet at lunch that no one else can.
;)
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Bad moment #1
Me at store: Ummmmmm, excuse me.
Lady blocking chocolate:
Me:*a little louder* Excuse me.
Lady: 
Me: MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: Excuse me?!
Me: *pushes her out of way, gets chocolate, buys it, and leaves*

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*Mad at each other*
 
Me: I don't care!
Older Sister: I don't care that you don't care!
Me: Well, I don't care that you don't care that I don't care!
Older Sister:
Me:
  
*Start giggling*
 
Ahhh. Sibling moments. :)


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