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38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[a] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. 41 If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. 42 Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.


 

 
 

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To This Day by Shane Koyczan


When I was a kid
I used to think that pork chops and karate chops
were the same thing
I thought they were both pork chops
and because my grandmother thought it was cute
and because they were my favourite
she let me keep doing it

not really a big deal

one day
before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees
I fell out of a tree
and bruised the right side of my body

I didn’t want to tell my grandmother about it
because I was afraid I’d get in trouble
for playing somewhere that I shouldn’t have been

a few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise
and I got sent to the principal’s office
from there I was sent to another small room
with a really nice lady
who asked me all kinds of questions
about my life at home

I saw no reason to lie
as far as I was concerned
life was pretty good
I told her “whenever I’m sad
my grandmother gives me karate chops”

this led to a full scale investigation
and I was removed from the house for three days
until they finally decided to ask how I got the bruises

news of this silly little story quickly spread through the school
and I earned my first nickname

pork chop

to this day
I hate pork chops

I’m not the only kid
who grew up this way
surrounded by people who used to say
that rhyme about sticks and stones
as if broken bones
hurt more than the names we got called
and we got called them all
so we grew up believing no one
would ever fall in love with us
that we’d be lonely forever
that we’d never meet someone
to make us feel like the sun
was something they built for us
in their tool shed
so broken heart strings bled the blues
as we tried to empty ourselves
so we would feel nothing
don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
that an ingrown life
is something surgeons can cut away
that there’s no way for it to metastasize

it does

she was eight years old
our first day of grade three
when she got called ugly
we both got moved to the back of the class
so we would stop get bombarded by spit balls
but the school halls were a battleground
where we found ourselves outnumbered day after wretched day
we used to stay inside for recess
because outside was worse
outside we’d have to rehearse running away
or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there
in grade five they taped a sign to her desk
that read beware of dog

to this day
despite a loving husband
she doesn’t think she’s beautiful
because of a birthmark
that takes up a little less than half of her face
kids used to say she looks like a wrong answer
that someone tried to erase
but couldn’t quite get the job done
and they’ll never understand
that she’s raising two kids
whose definition of beauty
begins with the word mom
because they see her heart
before they see her skin
that she’s only ever always been amazing

(part one)

 

 
I feel like I always say the wrong thing. 

 
*22 comes on the radio*
Mom: who sings this?
Me: Taylor Swift
Mom: oh, what is she saying
Me: 22... O.o
Mom: oh, i thought she was saying swim suit.



I literally laughed for like 5 minutes 

 

Plot twist: you run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.

Let it slide,
Let your troubles fall behind you

Short Horror Story:
You are walking down the halls at school and someone comes up and whispers in your ear your Witty username.


 

Your
Smile
is
Beautiful

:)

Girls laying out in the swimsuits in the snow.
Wow, you're
cool.
If you say YOLO and you aren't making a joke about it, like you are seriously saying it. Well, then I frown upon you.
In comm. arts we are doing a research project on the Holocaust. We get to pick what we are doing, but it has to be Holocaust related. I chose Auschwitz (a concentration camp). I was done with all of my research so I was just going to watch videos about survivors of Auschwitz. I found this video so i started watching it to waste time. The video was about a man who found his love in Auschwitz. He met her in the concentration camp! They both ended up surviving, and they got married! After watching this video I realized anything can happen. Like a great thing can happen from something really bad. You just have to look at the plus things of situations. 
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