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Member Since:Thu Dec 4 2008 16:11:05 EST
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DO YOU EVER WONDER....
when you get to redoing your profile..you have nothing interesting to say?


just bored and have nothing interesting to say and im want going to tell you anyway! hahaha. i suck dont i? haha ive gotton that a lot! trust me..i dont care lol.  i could care less actually! so bite me ( im not this mean...but sometimes i tease people lol but only my friend and they know im kidding lol jessi)


Sorry...couldnt think of anything to say!

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*** *KRISTINA***


^^peice of art doncha think? idrc if u do or dont but be welcome to use it...but change your name of course...unless ur name is kristina or...u love someone named kristina........................hmm.

add to favs - #423501 by tempogirl on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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How come boys can figure out video-games so easily,  but can never seem to unravel the mystery of girl-games




^^^Like it or love it?^^^

add to favs - #410867 by tempogirl on December 23, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Go Gamblers!
G
B


add to favs - #405044 by tempogirl on December 21, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Away dreaming of a better day.

add to favs - #400103 by tempogirl on December 19, 2008 filed under away messages - get code - report quote

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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED:
Make a quote that says: what to do when you're bored.
                                

add to favs - #400094 by tempogirl on December 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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whats up with the dumb:

type with your nose!
Or
type with your elbow


NO ONE CARES. IT'S STUPID AND POINTLESS! WASTE IT ON AIM OR SOMETHING BUT WE DONT NEED TO KNOW HOW 'HILARIOUS' IT MIGHT BE THAT SOMEONE NAMED ANNA TYPED WITH THEIR ELBOW AND IT CAME OUT ASS. we could care-less. get a life...i mean really!


add to favs - #400080 by tempogirl on December 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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WHEN YOUR BORED...>

jump on the bed screaming "boing boing boing"

flush the toilet over and over until it overflows: then run

kiss your dad then say "can i have fifty dollars"

type up a fake detention slip leaving  a space for your parents to sign and show them

go around and hug everyone you see during passing time

pretend to fall asleep during class but really listen carefully then when your teacher calls your name to proove that you werent listening, yell out the right answer

draw a smiley face on your stomache before you have swimming during gym class

pretend you're drowning during  gym so your teacher has to jump in with their clothes on to save you

cut out the shape of a pair of pants, attach some tape, and stick it on someone saying "I JUST PANTSED YOU!"

go to school with a picture of your dog taped to your stomache so when your teacher asks for the homework, you can say "my dog ate my homework so i ate my dog"

decorate your friends locker in really embarrassing pictures and quotes

go up to the office just in time for announcements and at a pause, send a shout out to one of your friends

when people ask if they can see a picture of your sibling, show an angel and when they give you a quizzical look, just say that your sib is really the devil and is trapped inside

tell someone that if their hand is bigger than their head that they are stupid...and when the put their hand up to measure, pretend to give them a backwards high five so their hand slams them in the face

blow on the neck of someone in front of you during class but when they turn around ask them if theres a slight breeze coming through cuz you feel it too.

during SSR or a quiet time during class, start shaking your desk and the one in front/beside you and yell at the top of your lungs 'EARTHQUAKE!'

come into class, grab a pile of paper, and throw it everywhere yelling "hurricane(insert  name here)

during passing time yell "OH MY GOSH SHE HAS LICE!" and point at someon near you that you dont even know...then make a run for it

add to favs - #397379 by tempogirl on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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My attention span is abou- OH LOOK A ONE EYED ONE HORN FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER.

add to favs - #397346 by tempogirl on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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have you ever clicked Look at your quote just so see it in a catagory?

add to favs - #397278 by tempogirl on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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For something to keep idiots busy click here

add to favs - #397265 by tempogirl on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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