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+& I wish that someone would make a book called

“ The Secret Language of Guys”

Then wouldn’t life be so much easier?
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What a place this world would be if we

tried harder to make the world a [better place]

-----------------------loved more

hated less--------------------------

---------------formed more friendships

made peace with our enemies----------------

and savored the * l i t t l e m o m e n t s *

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And I find myself

sitting there listening to our song

over and over again
Remembering last summer
And now wishing more than anything to see him once again

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on June 30, 2009 19:07:02

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Don't you hate it when

Someone hits you and asks "Does this hurt?"
(No it is actually quite enjoyable being hit over and over again)
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*idea credit to whoever made it first, not taking credit for the idea, but this is an actual experinece that happened to me today. little children are so "pleasant"

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*idea credit to whoever made it first, not taking credit for the idea, but this is an actual experinece that happened to me today. little children are so "pleasant"

I was tryin' to fly
but I couldn't find wings
but you came along
and you changed

* e v e r y t h i n g *
_{-Taylor Swift}

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on June 30, 2009 00:53:48

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John & Kate Plus 8

Hannah: "Everybody's ASIAN!"
Alexis: "Is Mickey Mouse Ajan?"
Jon: "No, he's a mouse"
Alexis: "An Ajan mouse?"
Jon: "Nope, just a plain ole mouse. With red underpants"

^^this made me laugh :) fade is mine 2

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Welcome to AIM
The place for fights, asking people out, and break-ups
Whatever happened to talking face-to-face?!

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+& I find it kinda sad

when I hear 5 year olds screaming,
"HOLY CRAP!! LIKE WHAT THE HECK?!"

*ALL MINE!! (even the fade)

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So apparently John and Kate are filing for divorce. Well I think they should re-name their show.
How about…

John – Kate + 8

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"I don't believe in failure

because simply by saying you've failed, you've admitted you attempted. And anyone who attempts is not a failure. Those who truly fail in my eyes are the ones who never try at all. The ones who sit on the couch and whine and moan and wait for the world to change

for them. "

-Keeping The Moon

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