thanksforthememories

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Quotes by thanksforthememories

The song
"The Final Countdown"
Is now playing in your head
:P

Ever notice how
"What the hell?"
Is always the right answer?

Where are all of the sourpatch parents?
To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering, one must not love.
But then, one suffers from not loving.
Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

There are some things you need to hear in order to feel better about a situation
Like: "I'm sorry" and "I miss you"
         "I bought 5000kg of Nutella"

MONDAY
IS A TERRIBLE WAY

TO SPEND
ONE-SEVENTH
OF YOUR LIFE

GIVE ME THE
CHOCOLATE
AND NOBODY
GETS HURT

TASK: Describe the taste of BUBBLEGUM
I DARE YOU

ThAt AwKwArD mOmEnT
When someone asks what's wrong
And they are the problem