hey guys(:
im fifteen and i live in cali and im in a relationship with food
jk im taken by dylan o'brien
or dean14
i like cats
Quotes by that_girl_you_know
My childhood
Me: I'm hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad. Me: It's not funny I'm actually
hungry. Dad: What do you mean its snot funny? Me: Okay can I go on the computer? Dad: No I need to call your mother, hungry.
two scientists walk into a
bar and the first one says "I'll have some H20
please"
and the second scientist says "I'll take a glass of water
as well. Why did you say H20 instead of water? Like I know its the
end of the day and all but you really don't need to
overcomplicate things like that outside of the lab"
the first scientist stares at his drink, furious that his
assassination plan has failed.