thatgurl

Status: trying to find a place in this world..
Joined: September 11, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 330210
Location: ENGLAND!!! haha i wish...-_-
Gender: F

Quotes by thatgurl


Today was the first time I've ever been called fat

At first I thought he was joking around beacuase I just kept eating and eating

But then I thought what if he's not joking maybe I do need to lose a few...

And it hurt, it hurt bad nobody should EVER have to go through that, joke or not

 
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Witty is like my Hannah Montana,

my secret, amazing double life

nobody knows about..



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When my friends at school started saying

"team peeta" and "team gale"

I was all like "TEAM CATO"



Anyone else?
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When popular people compliment me on things I get suspicious,
because remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt?

My thoughts exactly...



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That moment when you're reading a quote saying

"everyone that reads this is beautiful"

and thinking to yourself,

b*tch you don't know me!
 

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Heres to the days when
you feel ignored
you feel hated
you feel betrayed
you feel depressed
you feel stupid
you feel unheard
you feel invisible
you feel ripped and shredded
you feel like sh*t

 
 

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That awkward moment when
you realize your best guy friend has bigger boobs then you..





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the blinds over my eyes shut
my mind goes through those dreadful threats

over

and

over

i cant get them off my mind
as tears try to seep out
i run to my mommy's bed
only to see she's not there for me anymore
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my friends tried to warn me i'd waste my time,

i saw your true colours almost lost my mind,

 looks like you do the same to all your other girls,

 except you brought her flowers,

and you brought me pearls


 

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at the dentist:
dentist: oh im afraid you havent been brushing very well, your gums are bleeding!
me: WELL WHAT DO YOU EXCPECT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU STAB MY FRICKIN GUMS WITH YOUR SHARP OBJECTS AS IF THEY WERE SOME FRICKIN MURDER GOSH DAMMIT DO YOU THINK MOTHERFUQING RAINBOWS WOULD START POURING OUT OF MY GUMS NO THATS NOT FRICKIN REALITY WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I HAD YOU SIT DOWN IN SOME SKETCHY CHAIR EXPECTING I WOULD MAKE YOUR TEETH NICE AND SHINY BUT NOOO I MAKE THEM BLOODY AND GORY AND PUT YOUR GUMS THROUGH THE MOST TRAMATIC EXPERIENCE THEYVE EVER BEEN THROUGH NO THIS IS NOT WHAT MY MOM PAYS YOU TO DO!!!!
dentist:
me:
dentist:
me:
dentist:
patients in other rooms across the hall: *applause*
haha i wish i had guts to do this..
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