thatwaswellfunny

I would give anything I own,
Give up my life, my heart, my home.

Wittians,

Enough is enough- we need more people,even I used to get 10 faves for one of my quotes,whereas now I get 2 or 3 or less for a quote. We need to get people to join,spread the word on twitter,tumblr,facebook or whatever. The top quotes are barely getting 50 faves now- which is pretty bad if you think how many the top quotes used to get. If we can do this ,we can do anything-we will be the face of the new Witty. The website everyone wants to join. Come on,ask people ,post it everywhere on the internet-lets make witty better than ever before.

When I am home alone I have to check every room in the house every ten minutes just to see if there are any burglars.

Some statuses on Facebook are like;


I want a boy who will kiss me in the rain.


Mine would be;


I want a boy who knows as much Harry Potter stuff as me.

I like the song Wake Me Up by Avicii because I can totally relate it with school:

Wake me up when it's all over.

I have only been at school for two weeks and I have already got a cold.

Ugh.Colds suck.

I swear Teachers can read minds,like when you don't know the answer to a question and then they pick on you and you're like SH*T and then when you know the answer and you say it in your head and put your hand up they choose someone completely different.UGH.

#swag in a bag

When you are trying to untangle your headphones from all of the other leads and you're like ,
I JUST WANT MY DAMN HEADPHONES!!