theWalrus

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Joined: December 31, 2011
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Quotes by theWalrus


life motto for finals week:
thick headbands are for hiding dirty hair.

My life

has just been a 19 year long game
of avoiding anyone who might want to talk to me.

I don't think you have any idea what it's like to be in my shoes.
I honestly don't think you've ever experienced anything like this.
I mean, they're just so comfortable. My feet never hurt.
Have you ever felt anything so soft?


 
I made sure to not fluff up the Christmas tree too much
on the bottom to ensure my BMW would fit under it

Life Rule:
If the people I'm seeing today haven't seen me
in these clothes this week,
they're clean clothes.
 


I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life by
myself after I bury your body in my backyard

Not to get technical,
but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

Some nights I'm like:
F/ck yea, I'm so awesome

Then other nights I'm like:
D': WHY DOES MY FACE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS

My single best talent:
Being friendly to people then avoiding them the rest of my life
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