theWalrus

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Joined: December 31, 2011
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Quotes by theWalrus

Guy: Hey you look cold, do you want my jacket?
Me: No thanks, I'm ok
 
And this is a story of how I never learned how to interact with attractive members of the male species
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whydoesthishappentome
The feels on the bus go round and round
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letsgoonafeeltrip

If you were a fruit
you'd be a fineapple
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omnomnom
Day 5 without nutella:
If only I had bought a bigger jar
*Cries*
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sadsadsad
Day three after devouring all of the nutella:
Rage ensues
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whydidihavetoeatitall
Day one after running out of nutella:
I have never known a sadness like this
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myloveisgone
Me: Hates teenage girls
Me: Is a teenage girl
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icanthelpit

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sorry
If you ever feel fat,
just remember one time I ate for two hours straight and threw up
because my stomach couldn't handle it. And then I ate more
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idontknowhowtofood
If there's one thing I know about Steve,
it's his name
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mhmm