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theWalrus's Favorite Quotes

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.
It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Whenever I get a paper cut I take that paper and light it on fire in front a line of other papers just to show my dominance.

pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

My mom told me I need to be more feminine and see things from a woman's point of view for once..... So I looked out the kitchen window.

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me.
if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck.. i will
melt in your fingertips.
And then she told herself,
“Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.”
and then she never felt anything again

if anyone is ever feeling down
just remember someone cares.
Not me, but someone.

your girlfriend could be as dumb as anything but the minute you start arguing she turns into a lawyer with a degree from cambridge
It's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow...

I'm already dreading it.

A sass a day
keeps the
basics away