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       THE ANTI-TWILIGHT MOVEMENT:
                    Presenting our opinions on how, and why,
                                                          Twilight sucks so hard.
We don't like Twilight. It's poorly written and promotes ideas that teenage girls shouldn't be taking to heart. I guess you could say the books just don't appeal to us. But if they appeal to you, that's fine. We understand that it's a book, and there's nothing wrong with liking it. However, we also understand the difference between the fans that enjoy the books and rabid fans that take them much too seriously. If you're a rabid fan, you probably won't understand that this site is specifically a critique account full of only opinions and observations with a helluvalot of dry humor. If you're not, hopefully you'll be able to laugh a little. We're here to present another opinion to the general public, not to ban the book or encourage people to stop reading it. Hell, we don't care what your tastes in books are- we're just here inform, share, and have fun; so just calm down, sit back, and enjoy the lulz.

About us, we do have other witty accounts, but of course we aren't going to tell you about them. So don't ask, don't guess, you'll be wrong anyways.

Disclaimer: this is all based off of the original Anti-Twilight Movement, we just wanted to bring some "fun" to Witty ;)












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August 28th:
Just a quick little update: We're now going to be using pen names, so here's the short (very short actually, only three people) list:

Owner (person with the idea for this): 
Laine
Co-Owner (Second person who joined):
Lyra
Co-co-owner (third person): 
Scout

August 24th: 
 Let me take a few moments and clear one thing up:
No were not actually a fucking movement, are you all that narrowminded to think that were actually trying to get Twilight banned/have people stop reading it?! No, we put before this is based off an actual site, it amazes me how some people won't even take five seconds of their time to quickly look through the about section, scroll down to the bottom, and see the disclaim, but they will take about 10 minutes typing up a long bit of hate-mail that they could answer themselves by going and reading the FAQ, so I'll put it right here:
READ THE FAQ AND ABOUT ME BEFORE COMMENTING US, IT WASTES YOUR TIME AND MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.

August 24th:
Hey, just a heads up Smeyer is getting sued for ripping off a different vampire story. Should've seen
this coming. 


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If you don't want an argument, then don't comment us. Twilight lovers continue to comment saying we're starting drama, but we have yet to comment the twilight lovers yelling at them for liking the book. We don't care if you like it, but people who comment should be aware that we are only retaliating, not starting the fight to begin with.


August 23nd:
There seems to be a common type of comment on our profile. Most of them saying 'KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.' Simply put, if we have to keep our comments to ourselves, you should keep yours to yourself as well. It's as simple as that people, think before commenting. You are JUST as entitled to your opinion as we are. Use logic before commenting, please. People who block us obviously don't have anything to back their opinion up with.


August 22nd:
Seems this is starting to get attention. Keep leaving comments, it makes our day ;) And because I know a few of you are wondering, this is run by three people not just one person.


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"Stalking doesn't scare me.
I've never stalked anyone  y e t         
 but,  I  think  I  would be
AWESOME at it."
-    Stephenie Meyer
Seriously.   Remind
me why young girls
look up to her.
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EDGAR ALLAN POE
  bitch, do you know who the fuck that is?
  (  i f  y o u   d o n ' t  y o u   f a i l  )                                           OF COURSE YOU DO.

 EDGAR ALLAN FUCKING POE
 I N T E N S E    A S    S H I T.
 writes    pimp   ass    literature    and    shuts    bitches    down,
he fucked your cousin,   then wrote a short story with an unexpected twist at the end
 his mind filled with endless sorrow &   hot damn
 so   much   better   than  s.meyer.
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  Queen  is  to  the  Jonas Brothers as
Stephen King is to Stephanie Meyer:
 THE  LATTER  SUCKS.

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Stephenie Meyer
h a s     s i n g l e     h a n d e d l y
*bastardized*
Vampire  Lore.

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Bellatrix>Bella
You     Don't     Even     Deserve     To     Have    The    Same    Two     Syllables
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J.   K.     Rowling      proved     that
y o u n g-a d u l t  n o v e l s
can   be   over    500   pages

Stephanie Meyer proved that some shouldn't be
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"Dear Edward,
piss off; you poser.
-Love Dracula"



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  7
Dont   Worry,
AFTER   BEING   KILLED  BY
_Voldemort
C E D R I C   WILL  RETURN
shitty   vampire  movie
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  22
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking
appropriately  pallid  and  interesting  even without
m   a   k   e    -    u   p   ,            "      i   t   '   s        l   i   k   e
'
Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.'
I  mean,   every   line   is   like   that.  He's  the  most
ridiculous person who's so amazing  at  everything.
I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just
couldn't do that.  And  the  more  I  read  the  script,
The  more  I  hated  this  guy
so that's how I played him,  as  a  manic-depressive
w    h    o         h
    a    t    e    s        h    i    m    s    e    l    f.
Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin,
so    he's    obviously    got    some     issues     there."
                                     -- Robert Pattinson on Twilight

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It was like reading her sexual fantasy,
especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was
like,  ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and
she just  writes  this  book  about  it.  Like some things about
Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, This woman
is mad.   Shes completely mad and shes in love with her own
 fictional creation.     And   s o m e t i m e s   you  would  feel 
uncomfortable reading this thing.  It is kind of a sick book in
a   t     f     .

- Robert Pattinson on Stephanie Meyer
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