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she left the suds in the bucket
--+--> ___ and the clothes hangin out on the line

credit to cklovesyouu for fade

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on November 21, 2009 15:31:04

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<div style="text-align: center">she left the suds in the bucket 
--+--> ___ and the clothes hangin out on the line 
 
credit to cklovesyouu for fade</div>

heres a ( BOMBSHELL ) just for you

turns out ive been lien to

White Liar- Miranda Lambert

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on November 21, 2009 15:22:12

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heres a    (  BOMBSHELL  )    just for you 
 
turns out ive been lien to 
 
 
 
 
 
White Liar- Miranda Lambert 
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my|microwave|blew|up|today

REASON?
(( my brother put his fork in his spaghetti & meat balls
_____ while he was cooking them ))

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on November 21, 2009 14:58:41

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i kissed a wolf
and i liked it. taste of his heated wolf lips. i kissed
a wolf just to try it. hope my edward dont mind it. it
felt to wrong, it felt so right. so much better than
edward in twilight. i kissed a wolf and i like it, i liked it.

saw this on youtube..

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on November 20, 2009 15:45:13

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after everything i say,
say "Im a man"

i went to a bar
[ im   a    man ]

had some drinks
[ im    a    man ]

i found a stripper
[ im    a    man ]

took her home
[ im    a    man ]

we had wild sex all night
[ im    a    man ]

when we woke up the next morning
[ im    a    man ]

she rolled over and whispered in my ear
[ im    a    man ]

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on November 20, 2009 14:19:34

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<div style="text-align: center">after everything i say, 
say "Im a man" 
 
 
 
i went to a bar 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
had some drinks 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
i found a stripper 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
took her home 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
we had wild sex all night 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
when we woke up the next morning 
[  im    a    man  ] 
 
she rolled over and whispered in my ear 
[  im    a    man  ]</div>
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going to the basketball game tonight
i   wanna ask   him   if   he's going
__ but i guess ill just take my chances   ;;
(   i take two hours   getting   ready   )
J U S T    I N    C A S E
i walk into the gym and there you are
your    gorgeous     face
incredible             eyes
long     brown      hair
then i see you smileing towards me
(    i     walk    over    to    you    )
"You   look   really pretty   tonight"
he                  says
&   boy    you   dont   know   this   but;;
you     made    me     the    happiest    girl    in     the     world

made by the_unpredictable
on November 19, 2009 15:49:56

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<div style="text-align: center">going to the basketball game tonight 
i   wanna   ask   him   if   he's   going 
__  but i guess ill just take my chances   ;; 
(   i   take   two   hours   getting   ready   ) 
J U S T    I N    C A S E 
i walk into the gym and there you are 
your     gorgeous     face 
incredible              eyes 
long      brown      hair 
then i see you smileing towards me 
(    i     walk     over     to     you    ) 
"You   look   really   pretty   tonight" 
 he                  says 
&    boy    you    dont    know    this    but;; 
you     made     me     the     happiest     girl     in     the     world</div>

i dont wanna be
"that"
girl
i wanna be
h i s
girl

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on November 19, 2009 15:28:42

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whenIseeYOUtwoTOGETHER

it's like a tornado ripping through my heart //xx

made by the_unpredictable
on November 19, 2009 15:24:12

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whenIseeYOUtwoTOGETHER 
 
it's      like      a      tornado      ripping      through      my      heart   //xx 
 
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it's what 45 degreese outside
and you still have pictures of you in your bikini on myspace?

(( is that the only picture you have hun? ))

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on November 18, 2009 19:33:50

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<div style="text-align: center">it's      what      45      degreese      outside 
and you still have pictures of you in your bikini on myspace? 
 
((       is that the only picture you have hun?       ))</div>
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ifLOOKScouldKILL
your girlfriend would be dead //♥ ♥

made by the_unpredictable
on November 18, 2009 19:16:34

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