Thedoctorthathadbeenseeing
an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired.
- At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the
medicines that had been prescribed for her.
-
( As the young doctor
was looking through these, his eyes grew
wide as he realized she had a prescription for
birth control pills.
)
"Mrs.
Smith, do you
realize these are BIRTH
CONTROL
pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there
is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly
help you sleep!"
( She
reached out and patted the young
Doctor's knee . )
"Yes, dear, I know that. But
every morning, I grind one
up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old
granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it
helps me sleep at
night!"