theauthoress
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Hello, all. XD
Some stuff you should know about me.
- I am currently working on two novels. .
- My top food obesession is chocolate, closely followed by peanut butter. My favorite food is thus peanut buttter pie. XD
- I'm currently involved in the narwhale world domination movement (but you didn't hear that from me.)
- Harry Potter FANATIC!!!! (no seriously: did you know Dumbledore means Bumblebee in Old English? Or that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools Day? Or that the code Mr. Weasley uses to get into the ministry (64224) spells magic on a normal telephone keyboard. OR THAT EXPECTO PATRONUM TRANSLATES TO "I LIKE YOUR FACE" FROM GERMAN TO ENGLISH ON GOOGLE TRANSLATE??? Huh, huh, huh??)
- Favorite Books (in order): Harry Potter by JK Rowling, Bartimaues Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud, Incarceron by Catherine Fisher, Inkheart Trilogy by Cornelia Funke, The Heir Trilogy by Anne Williams Chima (?), Unwind by Neil Shusterman (?) (might wanna check up on that), Howl's Moving Castle by Dianna Wynne Jones, The Book Theif by Markus Zuckerman, Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld, The Mortal Insterments Trilogy by Cassandra Clare.....
- LEAST favorite book - Lord of the Flies by William Golding. (pardon my barfing)
- Favorite Movie: Defending Your Life
- Favorite Bands: Owl City, Simple Plan, Breaking Benjamin, Daniel Powter, Green River Ordinance.
Other Stuff: I have a strong dislike of umbrellas, I dislike socks and run a mile every morning - barefoot. I also attempt to sneak out of the house with mismatched ones, but have yet to slip by my fashionista sister or mother. I am straight, but have several extremely close friends who are GLB or T, and if you are going to say insulting things about people like them, be prepared to suffer the consequences, I am loosely Jewish and speak only a little Hebrew, I took two years of Spanish and I'm going into French, I adore Whangdoodles and Blidgering Humdingers as well as Narwhales. XD Think that's about it.
theauthoress's Favorite Quotes
My friends....
are the
kind of people who would try to drown a
fish...
If you're lucky enough to be different,
Don't EVER change.♥
~Taylor Swift
Format by Sandrasaurus
I cut myself because...
Im ugly,
Im fat,
I get bullied,
I have no real friends,
My parents are divorced,
I am not clever,
Im the
most f**kin big mistake In the world.
If I get over 100 faves I'll probably stop cutting myself. It would
be the first achievement.
What I expect to see when I pull back the shower
curtain:
99% Murderer waiting to kill
me.
1% Empty
shower.
~
nnnnnnn
Fav If You Remember Any Of These:
That's So Raven
The Suite Life Of Zach And Cody
Lizzie McGurie
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
Even Stevens
Kim Possible
Dave The Barbarian
The Buzz On Maggie
American Dragon: Jake Long
The Proud Family
Doesnt This Make Us All Feel Old?
nnnnnnn
Today I was waiting on line
I had an uncle that was in the army. He passed away 5 months ago. I looked at my mom who had tears in her eyes. I looked at the guy and said
"Hey you! Have you ever even been in the army?"
With a shocked look on his face he said "No"
"Then don't talk about how there doing there jobs. There trying to keep us safe. You have no right to talk about people who are saving your life and fighting for our freedom every day"
He then asked me "Why do you care if i do or not"
I answered
"I had an uncle in the army, He died fighting for you, My dad was also in the army and my brother is going into it too. Think before you open that huge mouth of yours"
The whole store clapped for me. ♥
true story
When school starts I
dare
you to
dress comfortably,
not care what the
popular
girls think,
let him
chase
you,
and
be yourself.
Not the girl society is
making you.
