theawkwardauthor

Status: Aaron Tveit is the most amazing human being ever to grace this planet.
Joined: October 14, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: May 13
user id: 334578
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
I'm a bisexual teenage girl obsessed with Harry Potter, Witty Profiles, and cats. I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but somehow I managed to make (very few) friends.

If anybody ever wants to talk about something, PLEASE know that you can talk to me, even though I'm just this random person on the internet.

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I didn't choose the thug life, my mom signed the permission slip because she thought it would be a good opportunity for me to make new friends
Plot twist: Somebody on Tumblr steals a quote from Witty.
Want to know what I hate? When people try to startle me on purpose. Just because they know I'm easily startled. And then when I whip around and scream and practically start crying, they laugh.

And want to know what else I hate? When people try to forcibly hug me. I. Don't. Fuucking. Like. Hugs. Okay? And I'd appreciate it if people would stop making fun of me for not liking being touched.

Want to know what I hate the most? When people don't understand that even tiny things like being touched can trigger an anxiety attack. Okay? Rant over. Sorry.
If you're ever feeling immature just remember that one time my mom bought these really fluffy towels and I invited all my friends over and we spent literally ten hours just playing with fluffy towels and pretending to be superheroes and napping
Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?
Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?
It's like living on a cliffside not knowing when you'll dive.
Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?

It only hurts when I breathe
It only hurts when I try

It only hurts when I think
It only hurts when I cry

It only hurts when I work
It only hurts when I play

It only hurts when I move

It only hurts when I say,
It's just another day
 


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OH MY GOD THE WITTY BANNER DOES LIGHT UP WITH CATS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THANK YOU STEVE
Person: Happy birthday!
Me: You, too!
Five minutes later: Well f**ck...