theawkwardauthor

Status: Aaron Tveit is the most amazing human being ever to grace this planet.
Joined: October 14, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: May 13
user id: 334578
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
I'm a bisexual teenage girl obsessed with Harry Potter, Witty Profiles, and cats. I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but somehow I managed to make (very few) friends.

If anybody ever wants to talk about something, PLEASE know that you can talk to me, even though I'm just this random person on the internet.

theawkwardauthor's Favorite Quotes



i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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story




do you ever just stare into space
and just really miss harry potter



 
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funny

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”


well yeah


everyone was talking about it


I  got curious



I watched it and


I liked it


how is that a bad thing
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joke

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends
Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene
Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene  
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funny

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels  
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funny

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? 
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funny



 

''the internet taught me more than school did''

shut up school taught you how to read, write and how to f/kin use the internet so don't give me that cråp





 

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school





          Me: *opens witty*
          Witty: Please sign in.
          Me: *signs in*
          Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
          Me: Then why
          Me: the fück
          Me: did you tell me
          Me: to sign
          Me: in.





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lol
Old McDonald had a farm
                        EIEI
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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metal


reading over your old quotes and wondering, "what the hell was i thinking"


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oldquotes