*me at school*
me: what's our first lesson?
me: it's geography
me: I don't get it
me: what's the point in learning about this?
me: la la la la la, what's for tea tonight?
me: I hope I like it...
me: was I just asked a question?
me: oh sh/t, everyone's looking at me
me: let me think of a random answer
me: THE NORTH SEA.
me: the answer was the pacific ocean?
me: and I'm supposed to know that now am I?
me: she must know i don't know that...
me: Actually she doesn't know me or my life.
me: f/ck you geography teacher, i don't need no map.