Joined: December 13, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 139506
Hey, i'm Cali <3 First of all, I'd like to let you know, Witty is my escape. I come here to get away from all of the drama, and to just let go of everything. Witty is my life. Please, don't leave negative comments, i am who i am, i'll never change. Like, comment, or follow if you want to, and if you actually like my quotes, but if you don't, thats fine. I wont go around, begging you to like my quotes or follow me. Anyways, on to my bio. Music, dance, drawing, singing, acting, pretty much anything arts related, are my favorite things. |f you ever hear a really good song, post in my comment box, i love new songs. I have two older brothers, and a miniature schnauzer puppy named Chelsea that i love dearly. I'm 12 years young, live in Canada and have light brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes. If you're nice to me, i'll be nice back, but if you're a bitch, well, what goes around comes around. If you ever are hurting, or need help, i give great advice. So, if you want to know a little more about me, talk to me, cause i'd love to talk to you.Oh yah, and if you want, follow me on tumblr, i would greatly appreciate it.
"Dream as though you'll live forever, live as though you die today" Live life to the fullest and remember............ CHICKS BEFORE DICKS!

thebestday's Favorite Quotes

Dear Boiling Water,
Sorry, I can't get hard today, I just got laid last night.



Okay, so last week after
volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."


Vent. Vent. Vent. 

i'm sorry.. for giving you attitude.
i'm sorry.. for not listening to you & walking off.
i'm sorry.. for saying things to you that you don't appreciate.
i'm sorry.. for lying to you.

i know that all you want is the best for me.
& i should appreciate that more then ever.

/////i love you.///// 


Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
  Sometimes it lasts, in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead.

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Boy: hey babe i miss you 
Girl: your Xbox broke didn't it
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Slutty Girl
Is cold, warm me upp(;
24 hours ago · comment · like
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Slutty Girl's Dad
maybe if you didn't wear those long shirts you somehow call a dress, stopped wearing those tanks tops that are 5 sizes too small and kept your legs shut for more than 2 seconds you wouldn't be so cold. by the way sweetie, dinners almost done
23 hours ago · 371 people like this