I remeber there as this
one time that I had a nosebleed. And
the blood was
just trickling down my nose and at the
time my body was just like 'Hey, is it not
like the most best time ever to sneeze.' And I sneezed blood all over the walls.
Me: You like Imagine Dragons? Brother: Yeah. But not everyone can imagine
dragons. Me: Mum:
Batman: Rick Riordan: David Cameron: The Queen: The world: Me: No, stop. Your a shame to human kind. Me: This is why the world should've ended in
2012. Me: So it could've prevented that joke from
ever being put into existance. Me: Leave. You aren't worthy to breath the
same air I do. *The people of the world boo as he walks away*
So yesterday I was on my way to 5th
period
and I walked by these guys and one of them
just randomly shouted at me "YOU'RE
SO
TALL!" and me being me shouted back
at
him" WOULDN'T YOU KNOW,
LITTLE ELF!" Am I wierd? Yeah you could say that....