Wife: "so, for my birthday I want something
in my driveway that go's from 0 to 60 in 2
minutes"
Husband: "ok!"
next
day.
Wife: *sees a large-ish box in the driveway*
"oh,
haha , very funny Its a weigh scales , is'nt
it??"
Husband:
"nope, its renesmee
cullen!!!!!!"
"Happy
birthday!!!"
This is ALL my
quote:)